Expanding Horizons
Oct 31, 2003 in Ramblings
As the Deepshine Empire continues to grow, I opened a couple of online stores yesterday. Yes folks, Deepshine Components is now open for business, and just in time for Christmas! Get your MP3 players, LCD screens, compact flash cards, and a ton of other stuff… Got enough computer gear? Then get what you REALLY want, which is music, books, games, etc. Deepshine Essentials will get you your XBOX games, CDs, DVDs, and all your other stocking stuffers… Easy to buy…easy to find…safe and secure. Help a brother out! Got the TV on and I’m watching “Diddy Runs the City” on MTV. So the Puffster wants to run a marathon? What’s interesting about that? What I’d like to see is Biggie Smalls trying to run that shit. He’d probably stop after 100 yards, eat a big mac, get in an escalade, puff a blunt, and then walk across the finish line. THAT’s what I want to see. Especially since he’s dead. So Diddy is running thru Central Park with an entourage following him with water and cellphones in a caravan of golf carts. Must be tough…meanwhile…. I pulled all the muscles in my neck this morning at the gym….no, not hitting a personal best on a deadlift…I was taking off my fleece pullover and jacked myself up. I’m in good shape, huh? Just got a call from a Telemarketer in India. How do I know that? Because he sounded like Apu from the Simpsons and said his name was Jim Dawson. Yeah, right. His English was pretty good though…

